Callow Youth (a blog)

Posts Tagged ‘meat

Pepperoni Pizza, Hamburger, Rasberry Cream Cheese Bread

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I had missed you, Stevenson Dining Hall,
thick cranberry-cocktail syrup electrocharging my veins,
pastry slabs stacked like bricks,
cooling pepperoni and congealed cheese by the thin mouthful,
teeth closing down
on processed animal flesh

Written by elirose

01/15/2012 at 11:14 AM

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“Hottest Dog”

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O Hottest Dog,
we are not so different, you and I.

If one wished to get into my wallet, one should know that the way is puns.
Even not very good puns.

I purchased you because it seemed like a good story.
Sort of an investment in the future.

In response to some conversational opening, I could flippantly remark,
“Ah, yes, I have eaten the Hottest Dog.”

“Hot? It was pretty hot. I don’t know about Hottest.
What glorious days shall come to pass.

Wind’s a bit chilly here, Hottest Dog.
Come on, let’s add our warmths together.

I do not like banana peppers.
But that will be okay.

Written by elirose

01/09/2012 at 9:27 AM

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Sausage, Egg and Cheese on Bagel Sandwich

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I would like to say, sandwich, that I cannot remember you.
I would like to keep you away from my thoughts.
There are so many interesting things to know,
hhhhhfacts about physics and the sun and geniuses from history.

But even now compartments of my brain are summoning up
the feel of my teeth as they bite into your warm banality.

Written by elirose

01/09/2012 at 2:56 AM

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Domino’s Small Pizza w/Extra Toppings

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This one actually took place last month.

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O Delivery Pizza of Depravity

thy transgressions are many – Mushroom, Bacon, Extra Cheddar.

You were born into sin, but your redemption

is delicious.

Written by elirose

01/08/2012 at 11:45 AM

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