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Bavarian Creme Donut

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I ask for Boston Creme.
It is the queen of donuts.
But, a dark surprise.

This Creme: Bavar’n.
Origin: European.
Not American.

Do you know how far
Boston is from Bavaria?
Pretty far, I think.

I asked Google Maps
“Can’t find directions.”
“There is an ocean.”

Written by elirose

01/10/2012 at 8:52 AM

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“Hottest Dog”

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O Hottest Dog,
we are not so different, you and I.

If one wished to get into my wallet, one should know that the way is puns.
Even not very good puns.

I purchased you because it seemed like a good story.
Sort of an investment in the future.

In response to some conversational opening, I could flippantly remark,
“Ah, yes, I have eaten the Hottest Dog.”

“Hot? It was pretty hot. I don’t know about Hottest.
What glorious days shall come to pass.

Wind’s a bit chilly here, Hottest Dog.
Come on, let’s add our warmths together.

I do not like banana peppers.
But that will be okay.

Written by elirose

01/09/2012 at 9:27 AM

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