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Ben & Jerry’s (Everything But The…™ )

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In the year 2000 you were bought by (multinational food giant) Unilever.
In a 2003 interview (with the Boston Phoenix) you said it felt strange, now.
In a (well-heated) dorm room it came out like one gelatinous mass into the bowl.

Probably we left it too long in the car.

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Written by elirose

01/07/2012 at 3:40 AM

Stouffer’s Microwavable Turkey Tetrazzini

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Nine hundred

eighty milligrams

of sodium

is probably enough

to

explode

someone’s head

off

.

Written by elirose

01/07/2012 at 3:30 AM