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Lorenzo’s 12” Gluten-Free Pizza w/Anchovies

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Long had I romanticized the anchovy – imagined

five-and-dime store secrets, the dusty wisdom of tinned foods

would be waiting for me –

 

I lusted after it on menus.

After all I enjoyed eel, which turned my family’s stomachs,

though I always laughed.

Strange foods were a joyous rebellion.

I thought I was a virtuoso.

 

 

But it really does taste like that.

Written by elirose

01/09/2012 at 1:46 AM

Domino’s Small Pizza w/Extra Toppings

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This one actually took place last month.

———-

O Delivery Pizza of Depravity

thy transgressions are many – Mushroom, Bacon, Extra Cheddar.

You were born into sin, but your redemption

is delicious.

Written by elirose

01/08/2012 at 11:45 AM

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Stouffer’s Microwavable Turkey Tetrazzini

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Nine hundred

eighty milligrams

of sodium

is probably enough

to

explode

someone’s head

off

.

Written by elirose

01/07/2012 at 3:30 AM